How to be the perfect Christian date.

6 Apr
  1. Be plain in an attractive way.
  2. Stay at least a foot away from the other person at all times.
  3. Don’t express too strong of an opinion about anything (a burning desire to become a wife and mother excepted).
  4. Be home by 9:45 p.m.
  5. Wear a calf-length denim skirt and bedazzled denim jacket.

Am I missing anything?

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