The difference between a young woman and an old woman.

19 Jan

According to men on the internet:

All art by moi.

21 Responses to “The difference between a young woman and an old woman.”

  1. Simon Grey's avatar
    Simon Grey January 19, 2011 at 7:23 pm #

    Funny, but not quite: The splits are actually 22/23.

  2. Toz's avatar
    Toz January 19, 2011 at 7:44 pm #

    i get the body, but what’s with the hair? since when do women lose hair?? also, you forgot the wrinkles.

  3. ASDF's avatar
    ASDF January 19, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    Awesome. Your art gives Roissy’s stick figures a run for their money.

  4. Aunt Haley's avatar
    Aunt Haley January 19, 2011 at 10:18 pm #

    Simon–
    The splits are actually 22/23.

    Well, the sketches weren’t exclusively for the churchly crowd. BAZAM!

    Toz–
    since when do women lose hair?? also, you forgot the wrinkles.

    I was trying to emphasize the Sag; the wrinkles are implied. Also, some women do lose their hair.

    ASDF–
    Your art gives Roissy’s stick figures a run for their money.

    And I did it without having to draw a penis that resembled an elephant’s trunk! I must really be something.

  5. Els's avatar
    terry@breathinggrace January 20, 2011 at 4:49 am #

    Very, very funny! I liked the artwork. You should be a pre-school art teacher.

  6. jack's avatar
    jack January 20, 2011 at 6:25 am #

    http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/32-vs-21/

  7. Matt Savage's avatar
    Matt Savage January 20, 2011 at 1:59 pm #

    Yup, that seems about right :)

  8. Hermes's avatar
    Hermes January 20, 2011 at 2:57 pm #

    Funny, but not quite: The splits are actually 22/23.</blockquote
    Actually, it's 22/28.

    Also, the 28 year old should not be frowning. She should still be smiling, because she knows that the world is her oyster, that she'll make partner in her law firm someday, that she's smart, sassy, and sexy, and most imporantly that her intelligence, educational attainments, professional success, and self-confidence are attractive to men.

  9. Kathy's avatar
    Kathy January 20, 2011 at 4:26 pm #

    Lol! You’re a funny guy Hermes.
    Oh the irony, indeed!

  10. Hana's avatar
    Hana January 20, 2011 at 9:31 pm #

    :D I think you have a backup career as a cartoonist!

  11. nothingbutthetruth's avatar
    nothingbutthetruth January 21, 2011 at 12:36 am #

    You forgot the cats!

  12. ASDF's avatar
    ASDF January 21, 2011 at 6:25 am #

    And I did it without having to draw a penis that resembled an elephant’s trunk! I must really be something.

    Don’t they remind you of the baby alien from the Alien movies? I think they’re the best part of his work.

    I second the commenter who says you forgot the cats. Or a teacup dog.

  13. Susan Walsh's avatar
    Susan Walsh January 21, 2011 at 12:12 pm #

    Well done, this totally cracked me up.

  14. La-Riss's avatar
    La-Riss January 22, 2011 at 2:10 am #

    you are hilarious. been reading your blogs for the last hour! You are also super intelligent, mature, giving, and you capture the plight of the Christian single! And though you have no picture posted, I would venture to guess that you are incredibly beautiful, have an amazing and unique personality, and could get any man you want. In fact I’m sure of it! encouraging untruths, my ass!

  15. Aunt Haley's avatar
    Aunt Haley January 22, 2011 at 8:23 am #

    ASDF–
    Don’t they remind you of the baby alien from the Alien movies?

    They do! At least they don’t resemble the facehuggers. D:

    La-Riss–
    could get any man you want.

    Currently taking applications for Men I Want!

  16. Joseph Dantes's avatar
    Joseph Dantes January 22, 2011 at 9:37 am #

    Ben Franklin prefers pic B.

  17. Jeff's avatar
    Jeff January 24, 2011 at 1:04 pm #

    the maximum perfect age for a girlfriend/mate (from a mans perspective)

    half your age + 7 years …

  18. Old Guy's avatar
    Old Guy January 25, 2011 at 9:57 am #

    A(x)=(x/2)+7 is a well-known formula. It gives the minimum (not the “maximum perfect”(?)) age of a woman that an x-year-old man can be seen with, without making bystanders cringe.

  19. Trackstre's avatar
    Trackstre January 26, 2011 at 4:18 pm #

    tee hee hee. This cracks me up. Just cracks me up.

  20. Yvette Francino's avatar
    Yvette Francino January 27, 2011 at 4:42 pm #

    I’d hate to see what 50 looks like!!

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