After a certain age, when you break up with a man, he will be married to someone else within a year.
The latest example of this phenomenon? Nathan Zacharias of Boundless, who writes that a year ago on January 8, he was depressed and distraught after a difficult break-up. One year later, he is on his honeymoon with his “beautiful” (read “SHE’S AN 8!“) bride.
Ten bucks says his ex-girlfriend is breathing fire and drowning her sorrows in Haagen-Dazs and “You go girl!” sessions with girlfriends. Note also that the first three comments on the post are from admiring female readers saying how “inspiring” and “encouraging” they find Zacharias’s story. (Read: the power of preselection!)
The lesson? Girls, if you want to get married, find an emotionally wrecked Christian man coming off a bad break-up, smile at him, and you, too, can be married within a year!