Missing your exit on the freeway.
Dialing the wrong number.
Forgetting to write down a debit in your checkbook.
Banging a guy you just met in a bar.
Missing your exit on the freeway.
Dialing the wrong number.
Forgetting to write down a debit in your checkbook.
Banging a guy you just met in a bar.
- You posted too many links and got stuck in moderation. I approve these.
- You used a bogus email address and got caught in the spam filter. I delete these.
One of these things is not like the other?
Real telling that most mistakes can be excused/explained by, “It slipped my mind/I forgot/I spaced out for a second.” Not, “I deliberately ignored a major part of my reality for a few hours.”
Sounds like you had a rough day Haley… :-P
Mistakes…
Missing your exit on the freeway.
Dialing the wrong number.
Forgetting to write down a debit in your checkbook.
Banging a guy you just met in a bar [!]
…Uh Oh
Say it ain’t so!
It hadn’t occurred to me that this was a list of mistakes Haley had made herself. But if so, whatever. Though your sins are as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow.
THIS POST WAS NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL. SHEESH.
Phew. For a minute there I was worried you had a history of missing your exit on the freeway.
For a minute there I was worried you had a history of missing your exit on the freeway.
NAWALT!
Anyway, I think Hermes will forgive you as long as you’ve repented, Haley. There’s just so much cultural pressure to dial extramarital phone numbers these days; women can’t possibly be held accountable for their actions.
So which part is wrong, banging a guy you just met, or doing it in a bar?
Which of these choices can leave you with an incurable disease? Hmmm.
“So which part is wrong, banging a guy you just met, or doing it in a bar?”
It depends on what part of the bar the event occurred. Good taste and civility are of the utmost importance.
It is marked “humour”.
Besides, Haley never, never forgets to write a debit in her chequebook.
“Which of these choices can leave you with an incurable disease? Hmmm.”
Depends how close you are to the Centers for Disease Control.