Mistakes.

27 Jan

Missing your exit on the freeway.

Dialing the wrong number.

Forgetting to write down a debit in your checkbook.

Banging a guy you just met in a bar.

15 Responses to “Mistakes.”

  1. The CronoLink's avatar
    The CronoLink January 27, 2012 at 12:06 pm #

    One of these things is not like the other?

  2. Odds's avatar
    Odds January 27, 2012 at 3:50 pm #

    Real telling that most mistakes can be excused/explained by, “It slipped my mind/I forgot/I spaced out for a second.” Not, “I deliberately ignored a major part of my reality for a few hours.”

  3. Athol Kay: Married Man Sex Life's avatar
    Athol Kay: Married Man Sex Life January 27, 2012 at 3:54 pm #

    Sounds like you had a rough day Haley… :-P

  4. Mark Slater's avatar
    Mark Slater January 27, 2012 at 9:41 pm #

    Mistakes…

    Missing your exit on the freeway.

    Dialing the wrong number.

    Forgetting to write down a debit in your checkbook.

    Banging a guy you just met in a bar [!]

    …Uh Oh

  5. ASDF's avatar
    ASDF January 28, 2012 at 5:21 pm #

    Say it ain’t so!

  6. y81's avatar
    y81 January 28, 2012 at 7:11 pm #

    It hadn’t occurred to me that this was a list of mistakes Haley had made herself. But if so, whatever. Though your sins are as scarlet, they shall be as white as snow.

  7. Aunt Haley's avatar
    Aunt Haley January 29, 2012 at 3:53 pm #

    THIS POST WAS NOT AUTOBIOGRAPHICAL. SHEESH.

  8. Hermes's avatar
    Hermes January 29, 2012 at 4:39 pm #

    Phew. For a minute there I was worried you had a history of missing your exit on the freeway.

  9. samsonsjawbone's avatar
    samsonsjawbone January 29, 2012 at 5:02 pm #

    For a minute there I was worried you had a history of missing your exit on the freeway.

    NAWALT!

  10. samsonsjawbone's avatar
    samsonsjawbone January 29, 2012 at 5:22 pm #

    Anyway, I think Hermes will forgive you as long as you’ve repented, Haley. There’s just so much cultural pressure to dial extramarital phone numbers these days; women can’t possibly be held accountable for their actions.

  11. Giraffe's avatar
    Giraffe January 30, 2012 at 12:45 pm #

    So which part is wrong, banging a guy you just met, or doing it in a bar?

  12. Marvin the Martian's avatar
    Marvin the Martian January 30, 2012 at 4:26 pm #

    Which of these choices can leave you with an incurable disease? Hmmm.

  13. Herbie's avatar
    Herbie January 31, 2012 at 7:17 am #

    “So which part is wrong, banging a guy you just met, or doing it in a bar?”

    It depends on what part of the bar the event occurred. Good taste and civility are of the utmost importance.

  14. Chris's avatar
    Chris February 2, 2012 at 9:09 pm #

    It is marked “humour”.
    Besides, Haley never, never forgets to write a debit in her chequebook.

  15. Anthony's avatar
    Anthony February 5, 2012 at 11:27 pm #

    “Which of these choices can leave you with an incurable disease? Hmmm.”

    Depends how close you are to the Centers for Disease Control.

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