According to men on the internet:
All art by moi.
According to men on the internet:
All art by moi.
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Funny, but not quite: The splits are actually 22/23.
i get the body, but what’s with the hair? since when do women lose hair?? also, you forgot the wrinkles.
Awesome. Your art gives Roissy’s stick figures a run for their money.
Simon–
The splits are actually 22/23.
Well, the sketches weren’t exclusively for the churchly crowd. BAZAM!
Toz–
since when do women lose hair?? also, you forgot the wrinkles.
I was trying to emphasize the Sag; the wrinkles are implied. Also, some women do lose their hair.
ASDF–
Your art gives Roissy’s stick figures a run for their money.
And I did it without having to draw a penis that resembled an elephant’s trunk! I must really be something.
Very, very funny! I liked the artwork. You should be a pre-school art teacher.
http://roissy.wordpress.com/2008/01/29/32-vs-21/
Yup, that seems about right :)
Lol! You’re a funny guy Hermes.
Oh the irony, indeed!
:D I think you have a backup career as a cartoonist!
You forgot the cats!
And I did it without having to draw a penis that resembled an elephant’s trunk! I must really be something.
Don’t they remind you of the baby alien from the Alien movies? I think they’re the best part of his work.
I second the commenter who says you forgot the cats. Or a teacup dog.
Well done, this totally cracked me up.
you are hilarious. been reading your blogs for the last hour! You are also super intelligent, mature, giving, and you capture the plight of the Christian single! And though you have no picture posted, I would venture to guess that you are incredibly beautiful, have an amazing and unique personality, and could get any man you want. In fact I’m sure of it! encouraging untruths, my ass!
ASDF–
Don’t they remind you of the baby alien from the Alien movies?
They do! At least they don’t resemble the facehuggers. D:
La-Riss–
could get any man you want.
Currently taking applications for Men I Want!
Ben Franklin prefers pic B.
the maximum perfect age for a girlfriend/mate (from a mans perspective)
half your age + 7 years …
A(x)=(x/2)+7 is a well-known formula. It gives the minimum (not the “maximum perfect”(?)) age of a woman that an x-year-old man can be seen with, without making bystanders cringe.
tee hee hee. This cracks me up. Just cracks me up.
I’d hate to see what 50 looks like!!